stupid quotes or stupid people

you still have to wear condoms when you’re having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that’s never a good thing. That’s why necrophilia is outlawed.

man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get

Dude.
I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan.
AIDS Kills, We ain’t fuckin around!

who is the father of genetics?

Dr. Genetalia

last night was so hardcore that i moshed with a guy in a wheelchair.

On a scale from 1 to 10, I’m so drunk.

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