a short story

so I was with my friend, we will call him you, the other night in a bar
well you got really drunk and said you were gonna puke so i helped you walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied so you fucking KICK one of the stall doors open and there’s this guy in there taking a shit and you throw up ALL OVER HIM
then you think’oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
so you fucking SMACK this guy in the face and run away
imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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