english questions

why is there no egg in eggplant no ham in hamburger;  apple or pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.

why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices

Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? 

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? 

how can our house can burn up as it burns down?

how does alarm goes off by going on?

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