a few quotes

You shouldn’t say anything mean about people who can’t read. You should write it instead.

Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Girls are like square numbers, if they’re under 13 just do them in your head. 

Why do we call them buildings when they’re finished? Shouldn’t they be called Builts?

I miss you like a retard misses the point

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